A couple of
Saturdays ago I gate-crashed a wedding. Well, perhaps gate-crashed is too
strong a word. Like Miss Pamela, I was With The Band, and I took my assigned role as 'front of house mixing engineer' seriously, standing at the back
with a contemplative look on my face as if gauging the quality of the sound
mix, then making a gesture that was intended to convey that the drummer’s vocal
mike was too low or the violin was inaudible. It was fun, especially as fulfilling this task enabled me to observe Rollercoaster, Surrey’s finest
‘function’ band, at work, and then write about them on my blog.
Time for a disclaimer. As a general rule Just Backdated concerns itself
with the music and careers of artists that sell a lot of records and headline Glastonbury, Wembley or the
O2. However, just to ring the changes, I am stepping out of that rarefied zone
and into a different – but not necessarily inferior – one, and all because one
member of Rollercoaster, the guitarist, happens to be a friend of mine. It’s
also an interesting story.
Imagine, if you will, that one of our most popular and successful groups,
anyone from The Who to Coldplay via The Smiths, fell by the wayside after their
second album, and instead of scaling the heights became just another also-ran,
left with a few press cuttings, a few cult fans and fond memories of a time
when the future seemed bright and blazing. Nevertheless this group is equipped
with the same vocal and instrumental skills of those that did become rich and
famous, of those who have sold lots of records and headlined Glastonbury, Wembley or the O2. What to do,
they ask themselves. They have no interest in becoming plumbers,
middle-managers or even working in guitar shops. They are, after all, musicians, and good ones too.
So they grit their teeth, cut their hair, put on suits, change their name
and become a function band, one of the best in the business and, when they ply
their trade, performing immaculate covers of ‘Twist And Shout’ or ‘Brown Eyed
Girl’ or ‘500 Miles’, the wedding guests or corporate clients on the receiving
end have the time of their lives, little knowing that the group on stage has
another identity and could, if they were so minded, abandon the covers and become
a different group entirely, and play original material that to my mind sounds a
bit like Nirvana crossed with Radiohead, not that it would go down anywhere
near as well as ‘I’m A Believer’ or ‘Pretty Woman’.
That Saturday night, as Rollercoaster, they could be found in the barn
adjacent to a 16th Century stately home near Guildford, playing one
of the 70 or more weddings and corporate events they do each year. Depending on
requirements they can appear as a trio, quartet, quintet, sextet and more
besides, and can even provide music during the ceremony, maybe a Bach cantata, as
well as rock up a storm after the reception. On Saturday they were a quintet:
guitar, bass, drums, violin and girl singer, who happens to be the wife of the
bass player, though the fact that everyone sings at one time or another gives
them a choral reach any band would envy.
Their repertoire is as broad as it is eclectic. It can veer from fairly conservative
country music – ‘Nine To Five’ – to the carnal delights of Kings of Leon – ‘Sex
On Fire’ – and takes in fifties rock’n’roll – Chuck, Elvis – and ‘classic’ rock
– Beatles, Stones, ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ – and ballads, first waltzes being a
specialty, at this particular wedding Elton John’s ‘Your Song’. Since everyone
dances when wine is flowing freely, modern R&B is another specialty, so Daft
Punk’s ‘Get Lucky’ and Amy’s ‘Valerie’ go down a treat, as does anything with an
Irish or Scottish flavour, being as how Rollercoaster’s violinist isn’t the
only man in the room wearing a kilt tonight. The other one offers us a swig
from a hip flask containing malt whisky that’s older than himself – or so he
says – and a lady of advanced years who looks like she’d be more at home in a
pew at tomorrow’s Matins seems to know all the words to a Killer’s song. Old
folks these days, tut tut.
So what’s the story here? How come musicians as technically accomplished
as this lot are grinding out covers on a Saturday night for an upmarket wedding
knees-up. How come a band as tight as this isn’t performing their own songs in
front of 10,000 fans somewhere? How come, how come, as the guitarist used to
sing when he covered that Ronnie Lane song in The Hurricanes, a duo that
performed in my local when I first settled in these parts and where we first
encountered one another.
The Rollercoaster story begins 30 years ago when two teenage boys, Alistair
Cowan and Rob Blackham, met at Bishop Vesey Grammar School in Sutton Coldfield.
Both were hooked on rock to the exclusion of everything else, so Alistair took
up the bass and Rob the guitar. By the early nineties they had teamed up with
Alistair’s guitarist brother Angus and Guildford-born drummer Chris Hughes in an
alt-rock group called Redwood that was active for the rest of the decade. Alistair
sang lead and, with Rob and Chris on back-up vocals, they released an album
called Colourblind in 1997 and a
second, Redwood, in 2000 before
splitting up amidst the usual mountain of debts that bands without fortunes accumulate.
After briefly changing their name to Lazydog, they stopped working together and
did their own thing, a bit of production here, a bit of session work there and a
solo album from Alistair. Then Alistair and Chris saw the financial wisdom of
aligning themselves in a function band and, eventually, Rob – who’d been
playing in a CSN&Y tribute band called Goldrush – came on board as well,
thus effectively bringing Redwood back together under another name.
Al
“Redwood has always been there and never disappeared,” says Alistair,
known to his mates as Al. “The problem is that Rollcoaster gigs come up all the
time and they pay the bills.”
Al has a businesslike demeanour that befits his status as the group’s de facto leader, the lead singer and the
one who takes care of business. With his neatly trimmed beard and dapper blue
suit he reminds me a bit of Gary Lineker. He does the deals – charging clients
between £2,000 and £5,000 a night, depending on the type of show they want – and he
runs a tight, professional ship.
It is the hiatus between the set-up, a complex two-hour operation that
involves connecting dozens of cables, amps, speakers and coloured lights, and
the show; the time when speeches are made, and the band has nothing much to do.
Holly and violinist Jason Dickenson, he in the kilt, disappear to drive to the
nearest petrol station to get food, a communication breakdown between client and caterer having somehow left Rollercoaster off the meal rota. Al, mindful that maintaining cordial
relations with the clients is only marginally less important than singing in
the right key, is loathe to complain.
Rob
Rob strums idly on his acoustic guitar. “Every wedding is unique but
essentially exactly the same,” he says enigmatically, and Chris the drummer
nods. In his pork pie hat, dark suit, white shirt and shades, Rob looks a bit like
one of the Blues Brothers, and it’s fitting that on stage he plays a
Cropper-like cream Telecaster. Chris, a wiry fellow, doesn’t say much but like
Al and Rob he is very techno-savvy and as well as playing the drums, a hybrid
kit with electronic cymbals, and singing, he triggers pre-recorded keyboard
parts or synth washes into songs. The result is that Rollercoaster’s instrumental backdrop
sounds virtually indistinguishable from that on the records of the hit songs they play,
only much louder and with a live feel. The vocals and guitar solos vary a bit,
of course, but not much. Wedding guests don’t want too many surprises.
“That’s the truth of it,” says Al, agreeing with Rob’s inscrutable logic.
“We’re lucky to be able to do this. We know that what we do in Redwood is good
because it’s taken us 30 years to get that sound, but it’s Rollercoaster that
pays the bills. It’s like any job this. I mean, it is work but there are some moments in the gig when, well, it really is worthwhile and not just for the money. How can you not enjoy watching the fun people have when we are playing?"
Rollercoaster have pre-sequenced set lists that can be viewed (and heard) on their website, “really rocking versions of sixties and seventies tunes,” as Al puts it. “In the history of the
band we have played hundreds and hundreds of different songs but it all boils
down to certain songs that just work. They’re gonna want ‘Sweet Home Alabama’
and ‘Brown Eyed Girl’. Once you’ve played the 40 hits there’s really not much
room for anything else. We have to do things like ‘Build Me Up Buttercup’ which
I would happily never ever play again but people really do like it.”
Chris
He’s not wrong there. The old Foundations chestnut, a number two hit back
in 1968, seemed as popular with most of the twenty-something guests as anything
Rollercoaster serve up from the past five years. Maybe it’s because it was on
the soundtrack of There’s Something About
Mary.
“Sometimes you end up learning something and it’s a waste of time,”
continues Al. He thinks for a minute. “What was that song we did?”
Rob: “‘Lightning Bolt’?”
Al: “Yes, ‘Lightning Bolt’ by Jake Bugg, a massive, massive song. We put a
lot of effort into learning that and you think it’s going to be really good but
no, didn’t work.”
This is the reason why they discourage requests, cunningly – and cleverly
– segueing several songs together so that guests can’t get a word in edgeways
between songs. In the unlikely event that someone does request a song they feel unable to
perform off the cuff to their usual standard, Chris, who can act as a DJ if called upon to do so, has access to a computer, one of many on stage, from which he can
select just about anything to play in the break between sets.
“The thing is,” says Al, “we know what works and sometimes a request
doesn’t work.”
“When you book the band you get our expertise in knowing how to do it
properly,” says Rob. “The core of the band is the three of us that were in Redwood
together and we’ve been doing it for years. We know how each other plays, how
we work, and now there are bolt-on options. Ideally we’d do all 70 gigs a year
as the seven piece… that’s the aim because we have to progress or it gets
stale, and it’s more fun with more of us on stage.”
Holly Cowan might not appreciate being described as a bolt-on option but
there can be no question that she’s a huge asset to Rollercoaster, sometimes
singing lead, more often back-up, always with sass and style. A session singer
and MTV model, she looks great in her short black dress, arms waving away like
a Supreme, a match for any girl band member you care to name. Still, she’s
careful not to outshine the bride, a terrible faux-pas for any wedding band.
Rob, Holly & Al
Al is keen to stress that
Rollercoaster isn’t all he does. “I manage the band as well. I run open mic
nights, I work with Holly and I write library music, which is really creative, music
used in films and TV. Still the main thing is Rollercoaster but we never
intended it to be.
“As an original band we used to sneer a little bit at covers bands but
when you look at it realistically, how many people in a band that’s touring
actually write the songs? If you don’t write the songs you’re just playing
covers anyway. We didn’t write the songs we’re playing tonight but when we do
an Elbow song we’re doing the same job as Elbow, and if you think about it, in
that respect there actually isn’t much difference between us – just that we’re
playing everyone’s songs and not songs by one act, like a tribute band.
“At times it’s work but then you have to remember that some people get up
at five in the morning and catch a train into London. It’s not a bad life, well
sometimes you don’t get the meals you’re promised…”
He looks around. Holly and Jason still haven’t returned with the food. Al grins
sheepishly.
It’s no secret that rock and roll bands, some of them anyway, have a reputation for hedonism and Al is keen to stress that whatever the long-haired, grunge-like Redwood might have got up to in their youth, Rollercoaster are now mature adults. “People want a rock’n’roll band, not a band that behaves like rock
and rollers. We conduct ourselves properly. The clients like us. We’re, I guess
you could say, a high end function band but there are levels that are even
higher. We’ve played at Old Trafford, Sandown, even Gleneagles. We know that
function bands are not cool so the art of marketing it is to associate it with
Redwood. The thing is that one thing allows you to do the other and although
sometimes we feel Rollercoaster is a bit of a pain you have to remind yourself that
it’s better than catching that train to London every day.”
We are outside behind the barn on a warm, sunny evening and when Holly
and Jason arrive back with sandwiches everyone munches away. Then Rob picks up
his acoustic again and for no apparent reason plays the chords to ‘You Can’t
Always Get What You Want’, and Holly, much happier now that her appetite is settled,
sings along until she forgets the words. There is a bit of a delay as the
speeches take longer than anticipated but the clients want to synchronise the
cutting of the cake with the first waltz, so after a sound check that takes
slightly longer than usual because they’re using a new, computerised monitor
set-up, Rollercoaster take up their positions, as do I, standing at the back with a hand-held device, effectively faders on a tablet. The chords of Elton’s first
hit ring out sonorously and the bride and groom take the floor. “It’s a little
bit funny,” sings Al, and the coaster is rolling.
“It’s a warm night so they’ll be outside for most of the first set, but
they’ll come inside later,” Al had told me earlier. He was only half right. The
older guests do head outside, probably to escape from the noise, but the
younger ones dance away in between trips to the bar. At one point, though, he
is 100% right, and I’m the only one listening. Jason, who isn't required for every number, joins me to assess the sound balance and we agree that Chris and Holly's vocal mikes are a bit too low. We adjust their levels accordingly. I'm getting the hang of this but it's a bit late for a career change now. Then the guests all come back in a
rush, probably because they recognise a song they all like – I think it was
‘You Really Got Me’ or maybe ‘Summer Of ‘69’ – and when the group takes a break
there’s a collective groan because no one wants them to go.
During the half hour break between sets Rollercoaster do get fed, bacon
baps as it happens, so everyone’s smiling again and so are the clients and
their friends who by now are gagging for the band to return. Before the second
set Jason of the kilt demonstrates how to do some Scottish reeling which gets
absolutely everyone, young and old, onto the floor while Al, Rob and Chris vamp away in 4/4
time. Jason acts as a caller – ‘gentleman turn your partners’ – but it doesn’t
really work because the floor is far too crowded, so it’s back to rock and pop,
this time around a bit more extreme than before.
Jason
‘Mak show,’ Bruno Koschmider used to yell at the apprentice Beatles on
stage in Hamburg, and Rollercoaster do precisely the same as the night draws on; Al
bopping away in the centre with his Fender Precision, looking as though he’s starting to enjoy himself; Rob stretching out here and there on his Tele, a
touch of the guitar hero that inspires some air guitar histrionics from at least
one wedding guest; Chris snapping at his kit in perfect time, unfussy like Charlie
in the Stones, and taking a measured vocal as required; Jason fiddling away in
his kilt, his tall stature adding a touch of the absurd as he swoops down from
time to time; and Holly, smiling like a sunbeam, dancing on the spot, heels
tight together, cool as hell, like all the best girls on big stages everywhere.
About halfway through their second session, perhaps sensing that romance
was in the air, Rollercoaster take the tempo down slightly and play a simply
gorgeous arrangement of ‘My Girl’. Listening closely to a song I’ve always
loved, I would defy any group, and that probably includes whoever nowadays
comprises The Temptations, to perform as harmonically satisfying an
interpretation of this spectacularly beautiful Motown song as Rollercoaster do tonight.
The subtlety of their four-part harmony was probably lost on the wedding
guests, but for me it was the highlight of the evening. Chris, the drummer, sang
a high lead, joined on the chorus by Al and Holly, all three interweaving with Rob
who added a bass harmonic – ‘talking ‘bout’ – before playing that tidy little octave
riff, and to cap it all Jason added a touch of the orchestral strings that
grace the Tempts’ 1965 original.
And then it was back to Kings Of Leon and The Killers
and, finally, ‘500 Miles’, the perfect closer, which accelerated wildly until
it reached a break-neck climax. This inspired the wedding guests to form a
circle, dashing around the bride and groom, quite dangerously so, all of them
singing along at the tops of their voices. Watching from the back I couldn’t
help but think that these deliriously happy men and women in their wedding suits
and designer dresses don’t look like the kind of people who go to many rock gigs,
so the fact that it’s Rollercoaster and not The Proclaimers who are ‘coming
home to you’ doesn’t matter one iota to them. It sounds like The Proclaimers so
it might just as well be – and that’s the whole point of it. It’s a gig they’ll
all remember for a long time; the bride and groom for the rest of their lives.
Rob & Al
You can visit Rollercoaster's website here: http://www.rollercoasterband.co.uk/