Neil Diamond was without doubt the most disagreeable
interviewee I ever had to misfortune to come across. My meeting with him took
place in the summer of 1976 in a luxury air-conditioned caravan that served as his dressing
room backstage at the Forest Hills Tennis Stadium in the borough of Queens in
New York City, and probably in order to impress a blonde woman hovering in the
background, Diamond spent most of the time ignoring my questions and
bragging about his achievements. He was, he told me, far more popular and
talented than Bruce Springsteen or any of “those long haired British musicians and
noisy groups who come over here and encourage our kids to take drugs”. He
seemed to have a taken a particular dislike to his label-mate Springsteen and
was unable to understand why music papers were making such a fuss of him when
he, Neil Diamond, deserved similar if not greater accolades.
As I silently pondered the
relative merits of ‘Born To Run’ and ‘Song Sung Blue’, Diamond went on at great
length about his many accomplishments. He was, he said, about to direct his
talents into acting where he fully expected to be as successful as he was in
the field of music. He emphasised the depth of his career, pointing out that he’d
paid his dues, unlike so many other pop singers, and was now reaping rewards
that were fully justified.
Diamond’s rant veered
worryingly towards the right-wing politics he evidently espoused. He held
strong opinions on drugs and drug culture and I was left in no doubt that he
vehemently disapproved of the use of all recreational drugs and had no time for
those who used them. He had no time for anti-war protesters either, and thought
John Lennon should be deported, sent back to England where he came from.
I felt a growing sense of
unease, not just because I disagreed with almost everything he stood for, but
because he obviously wanted me out of the way so he could be alone with his
female guest. It was almost as if my arrival had interrupted something between
them and Neil was impatient to get back to it. She was nodding vigorously at
almost everything he said, flirtatiously indicating her approval of his opinions. I noticed
that she was drinking white wine, quite a lot of it too, and that the top
buttons of her blouse were undone so as to draw attention to her ample
cleavage. She wore an abundance of gold jewellery and tight black stretch pants
that emphasised her curvy backside.
Diamond, permatanned, was
wearing white jeans and an unbuttoned white shirt with the collar turned up,
and he had an ostentatious gold medallion around his neck. I’d done my research
on him but he soon became impatient with my questions about his early years as
a writer in the era of the Brill Building. He answered my questions about his recent association with Robbie Robertson of The Band, an unlikely pairing I thought, but made a point of mentioning all the gold
and platinum albums he'd amassed and the vast crowds that were attending his concerts at
Forest Hills, two shows in one day no less. Even more he wanted me out of the
way, and when the rising sharpness of his tone indicated that the meeting was
over I was summarily dismissed. I'd been promised an hour with him but the interview had lasted just over half an
hour. In truth I was glad to leave.
Back at my apartment I somehow scraped together what I could from the interview tape without dwelling on the displeasing aspects of the encounter. It wasn't the sort of thing Melody Maker readers were accustomed to in those days and, in any case, I have no doubt the subs would have edited it out if I had mentioned the frosty atmosphere.
A few weeks later I was
much amused to read in the newspapers that during a police raid on his house in
Holmby Hills, a suburb of Los Angeles, marijuana had been found. So Neil
Diamond was a hypocrite as well.
I now find myself strangely
allergic to Neil Diamond. Whenever I hear his songs on the radio I change
channels immediately. If I am subjected to his music in a shopping mall or
airport I turn slightly queasy and do all I can to absent myself from the
premises. If I see a photograph of him in a magazine, I quickly turn the page.
I cannot help this. Once, when a doctor was about to prescribe me medicine, he
asked if I had any allergies. “Neil Diamond,” I replied. And he thought I was
joking.