Aged 21, highly opinionated
and disinclined towards MM’s staple
diet of sound musicianship coupled with reverence towards those who displayed
it, Jones was a square peg in a round hole when he arrived, viewed with deep
suspicion by his immediate superiors, features editor Chris Welch and assistant
editor Michael Watts, then and now both close friends of mine. But Watts,
though a tad imperious in his dealings with junior staff, knew a good thing
when he saw it and recognised in Jones a rebellious spirit that might just
counter NME’s offensive. Watts and
Coleman were right and in time Jones would rise above us all*, becoming MM’s editor in 1984, a position he held until 1997 when he became the
founding editor of Uncut. None of
these career advancements, however, would alter his innate lack of respect for the high
and mighty of the rock world, and while at Uncut
he wrote a shoot-from-the-hip monthly column called Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before which,
in revised form, is the basis of this book.
That Jones survived his
40-year stretch on the front line of UK rock journalism is something of a
miracle; not just the fierce and sometimes violent reprisals of those he mocked
but the colossal intake of drugs and alcohol that was necessary to numb him
against the slings and arrows launched by stars like Tony Iommi, Roger Waters
and Lou Reed. It was also, of course, an era when the largesse – booze, slap-up
meals, travel, freebies galore – doled out by record companies reached
herculean proportions, as I know from first-hand experience. Either way, we are
fortunate that Jones did survive, living to tell the tales between these pages, his
recollections of more than 70 encounters with rock musicians from his MM years, each one four or five pages
long which makes it an ideal book for dipping into. The vast majority of these
encounters, of course, did not pan out in the way that the artists or the music
industry machine intended, many of them ending in confrontations of some sort, hence the subtitle Rock’n’Roll War Stories.
Allan with Lou Reed in Philadelphia in 1978
(Pic by Waring Abbott)
First and foremost, it’s
bloody hilarious. I was laughing out loud as I turned the pages, skipping
through stories about Alex Harvey’s threat to knife The Doobie Brothers, Bryan
Ferry’s pretentious gaucho outfit, Patti Smith’s disrupted press conference and
Gregg Allman and Cher’s marital discord. Jones had a knack for getting into
scrapes, for finding himself in situations that required delicate handling
which he was unable to execute because he was undiplomatic by nature and almost always far too intoxicated. Like Keith Moon, he didn’t seem to know the meaning of the word
embarrassment. (There are no Who stories, by the way.) But getting in and out
of tight spots is only half the fun: he’s a great comic writer, perhaps the
funniest of us all, a dab hand at a droll turn of phrase: Van Morrison, for
example, looks at Jones “like I’ve just sold his children into slavery”, Lemmy
“looks like someone who hasn’t slept since the earth cooled”, while in Lake
Tahoe on an assignment to interview Olivia Newton-John, hardly his specialist
subject, Jones finds himself in a hotel suite “as big as a housing estate”
where he orders a Neptune salad, “and end(s) up with Kew Gardens on a plate the
size of an ice-rink”.
Back in the real world, Jones
was drawn towards pub rock and its aftermath, punk, but always seemed at his
happiest in the post-Pistols new wave that created artists like those signed to
his beloved Stiff Records, Elvis Costello and Nick Lowe, and groups like The
Pretenders, XTC and Squeeze. An early introduction at art school in Newport to
Joe Strummer, then John Mellor but known to one and all as Woody, grants him an
entrée into all matters Clash, about whom Jones writes with great authority.
His girlfriend at the time gave Joe his first rockabilly haircut but this and
encounters with The 101’ers fail to impress Bernie Rhodes, their manager, who
insists, Trump-like, that anything pre-Clash is fake news. Rhodes is just one
of many rather unpleasant characters from the rock world, not necessarily
musicians, that suffer at the hand of Jones’ penmanship.
In many ways Can’t Stand Up For Falling Down has a
touch of the Hunter S. Thompson about it. Like Thompson, Jones tells it how it
is and not how the PRs would prefer it to be told. The rock stars and other
characters that people his stories, however, are individuals, not creations of
a marketing meeting, and all, bar perhaps Tony Iommi, are the better for it. It’s
long been my contention that most rock stars would look better in print if they
ditched the spin and came across as they really are and not how some PR thinks
is best for their public image. In Jones’ book all their faults and flaws,
their egos and angst, their failures and sometimes their triumphs, are exposed
for all to see – and most of the time it does them no disservice at all, meaning we laugh with them and not at them. There’s
a lesson here, as well as a damn good read.
* At
the time I was MM’s
US Editor, stationed in New York, and although I came back to London from time
to time Allan and I never worked together in the same office.
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